So I was walking down the street last night, minding my own business when out of the corner I saw a tabloid magazine with the coverline


And who is engaged you ask.  Well, apparently, Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart, a la Twilight lovers, are going to tie the knot.

Please tell me this isn’t true.  I know you can’t trust tabloid magazines so if anyone has the scoop let me know immediately (particularly if it’s all fake of course).

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Possible air-brush much? Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart-(image taken from