Season three of The Vampire Diaries.  It’s so close I can almost taste it (and it tastes delicious, have you seen how many attractive people are in that show?!?).  September 15.  Eeeeeeeeeeehhh!!  So is this going to be the season where everything happens?  Stefan becomes interesting?  Elena and Damon FINALLY get together and have beautiful vampire babies (or something to that effect, I’m a bit hazy on the details)?  Caroline and Tyler make a vampire-werewolf love match actually work (because let’s be honest Jacob and Reneesme don’t really count)?  Only one way to find out…it’s just a pain in the bum that we have to wait around for our questions to be answered.

However, The CW being the dirty little teasers they are, have released a 30 second “whet your appetite” promo which basically shows Stefan chowing down on some innocent humans.  Ew.  But it also shows Elena being all conflicted and Damon being all sexy and badarse, so really, definitely worth a watch.