Oh No He Didn’t!

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Oh yes he did.

We all know Emma Watson who plays the delightful Hermione Granger from Harry Potter.  Not only did she progress from cute little munchkin into smoking hot lady who’s the face of Burberry, but she also managed to not get addicted to drugs along the way (a la so many other child actors), is undergoing a degree at NYU AND from all accounts is just a generally nice person.

Plus, you know, she’s freaking loaded.  In short, she is a catch.  Let’s just say that if I were a man I’d be all over the that.  Hell, I’m a woman and I’m still a little all over that.

Well.  Despite her extensive list of pros, clearly someone doesn’t think she is good enough.  And who is that someone?  Her new ex-boyfriend, Francis Boulle.  Don’t know who he is? It’s OK, I don’t really either.  Supposedly he’s huge in the UK due to his TV show Made In Chelsea. So yes, not that big at all in the grand scheme of things.

Anyway, he and Emma were supposedly having a great time dating each other, they had heaps in common, she was besotted etc etc…

AND THEN HE WENT AND DUMPED HER.

And you want to know why?  Because he was intimidated and jealous of her awesomeness, wealth and all-round being a really huge megastar actress.

Don’t believe me?  This from the man himself:

“We had a bit of a thing a while back.  But I have always been an ambitious person and I want to achieve my own notoriety for what I’ve done.  That’s why I chose not to pursue it any longer, because I didn’t want to be the boyfriend of some child actress.”

Firstly, Mr I’ve-never-even-heard-of-you, Emma Watson is not “some child actress”.  She is the face of one of the most famous characters ever, and I mean EVER.  And aren’t you just some reality star?

Secondly, if you actually cared about her that wouldn’t even matter!  Nicole Kidman was the nobody in the relationship when she was with Tom Cruise (shudder) and look where she is now?  If you were half the actor you say you are, you’d rise above the fact that your girlfriend is more famous than you and make your own name.

Now you’re just going to be known as that pompous douche who dumped Hermione Granger because of his own pride.

Nice.

What do you think?  Douchebag?  Legit?  Let me know!

francie boulle

Yep, THIS guy dumped Emma Watson. I'm as shocked as you-(image taken from http://www.cdnds.net)

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Coming up Roses

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Now, I don’t know about you, but I feel like these days whenever I feel like a little Gossip Girl and turn it on, Nate Archibald, aka the yummy Chace Crawford, is nowhere to be found.  I mean, don’t be shocked, the guy is still on the show, but I feel like his character has gone a bit…meh.  He just kinda swans in, says something ubiquitous and then swans out.  Which would be fair enough if he were topless, but in these scenes he’s always…clothed.

I know, what the hell are The CW thinking?

So, feeling a little Chace Crawford deprived I looked up to see what he was up to and I soon learned that while Nate Archibald is as boring as watching grass grow (quite seriously, that boy needs to do something drastic already), Chace’s life is going swimmingly.

First off, didn’t have to go to jail for being a big ol’ pothead.  Might I just add though, that doesn’t everyone do pot?  Why on earth WOULD they have jailed such an attractive guy for basically nothing?  Anyway.  Moving on.

Secondly, he doesn’t have to deal with Taylor Momsen anymore since she’s given up on acting.  Not sure if he considers this a good thing, but the rest of the world does so let’s just go with it, shall we?

Thirdly, while his television career is suitable “eh” at the moment, he has a big bunch of hilarious sounding movies coming up.

The first, What To Expect When You’re Expecting, is currently filming and has a giant cast of famous people (Cameron Diaz, Chris Rock and Jennifer Lopez to name a few) all getting together and having babies.  Awwww.  While news about Chace’s character hasn’t been released yet, I assume he’ll be someone’s baby daddy.  And hey, why not?

The other movie that has just been announced is called Responsible Adults and sounds absolutely hilarious (you hear that Chace?  Don’t disappoint me ok?).  Chace stars opposite Katie Holmes (bless her soul for doing something that doesn’t revolve around Tom Cruise), the older woman who starts dating him…before she realised that back in the day she was his nanny.  Oohh!  The possible consequences!

So what do you think?  Everything coming up roses for Chace or is he just a really busy bee?  Let me know!

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